martes, 21 de octubre de 2008

RESULTADO FINAL DE COMO HACERSE RICO EN DOS DIAS

AQUI TENEMOS EL RESULTADO FINAL. -Hay que reconocer que eficientes si que son...TODO MUY RAPIDO. Total la broma me saldría por:

1. 24hrs Express Delivery........ £ 600 [ One Day ]
2. Premium Delivery...............£ 500 [ three Days ]
3. Normal Class....................£ 435 [ five Days ]


Entre 435 y 600 libras. Pensando que si les caen unos mil "pringados al día" (mínimo)... el negocio no está mal, no?

YO PONGO TODO ESTO COMO ALERTA, DESPUES CADA UNO QUE HAGA LO QUE QUIERA. AHHHH Y APROVECHO "SI ALGUN POLICIA VE ESTO QUE TOME NOTA"

SALUDOS A TODOS



SkyNet Worldwide Express
Information/Payment Office
Unit 1 Stockley Close West Drayton,
Middlesex Northern Ireland UB7 9BL,
Tel: (+44)704-573-3540
Fax:+44-8707-515-8024.

Dear Customer:

Compliments of the day, This is to officially inform you that your package containing your certified grant cheque, valued to the sum of [£850,000.00] alongside a Letter of affidavit from the British Government is in our position and was deposited with us by the management of Oxfam-GB International for prompt delivery to your residential address in your country.

In accordance with the agreement we signed with Oxfam, International grant beneficiaries are to employ our services as the affiliated courier to the donation scheme, and for which we are also responsible for safe and prompt delivery of grant entitlements to the destination country.

This is the role we have been authorized to play and therefore to facilitate the delivery process, you are required to select one (1) affordable delivery option from our delivery services as you will be immediately be required to settle the corresponding Administrative delivery charges before we can approve your parcel for dispatch to your residential address in your country.

Your Parcel Description:

Weight of Affidavit 0.18g
Weight of Grant Cheque 0.14g
Weight of Parcel 10.83g
Total Net weight of Parcel 11.15g
Colour of Parcel Brown
Parcel Packaging Bonded


Find below our delivery options and the administrative delivery charges to your country.

Delivery Option / Administrative Delivery Charges

1. 24hrs Express Delivery........ £ 600 [ One Day ]
2. Premium Delivery...............£ 500 [ three Days ]
3. Normal Class....................£ 435 [ five Days ]

PAYMENT INFORMATION

There are several ways we can accept your payment:
Western Union Money Transfer
International Money Gram
Direct Deposit
NB: The delivery charge cannot be deducted from your grant cheque for two reasons:

1. Your package is now securly sealed and ready for delivery.
2. The Grant Cheque was fully insured in your name by a reputable insurance firm here in England.

This is a security measure put in place by the depositors of the cheque ( Oxfam-GB International ) to ensure that the amount issued on the cheque in your name corresponds to the total value deposited in your account when you eventually cash the cheque. An attempt for us to act otherwise could attract severe legal sanctions.

GUARANTEE POLICY

At our option, we will either refund or credit your transportation charges upon request if we deliver your shipment 60 minutes or more after our delivery commitment.

We will attempt to notify you twice by phone if there is any change in the time of delivery. If requested by YOU, we will also attempt to notify the you twice of any change in the quoted delivery time. If we are unable to reach you after two (2) attempts, we will assume no liability for our inability to notify.

NOTE: The quoted delivery commitment time may change for many reasons, including - but not limited to - the following circumstances: flight delays or cancellations due to air traffic control, bad weather or mechanical problems. If the delivery commitment changes, this GUARANTEE POLICY will only be apllicable to the latest delivery commitment.

Your parcel requires a signature before our courier will release it to you. This implies that at point of delivery, If you are unavailable to sign for your parcel and provide the original copy of your payment receipt for the charges paid, the courier will leave a delivery card at your residence through which you can then arrange a convenient delivery time for your receipt to be verified and your parcel handed over to you.

We shall await your response within the next 24Hours. Please remember to send us a confirmation on your complete residential address details and a delivery option that best suits you.

Thank you for your patronage and we look forward to the delivery of your package to you.

Faithfully,
Pastor Morgan Russell
Tel: Tel: (+44)704-573-3540.
Dispatch Officer
SkyNet Worldwide Express.
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Fast and Efficient Processing
Prompt Confirmation of payment
Doorstep delivery at 5% interest rate within 12 months
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