ESTOS ME DAN 85O MIL LIBRAS

Este el Dr Terry Williams, pertenece a una organización humanitaria y quiere darme 850 mil libras. Me pide que las distribuya entre los pobres, ohhhhhh ¿Me habrán confundido con la MADRE TERESA DE CALCUTA?

Ja, ja, vale, ya he contestado y seguiré informando




OXFAM GB - UK
274, Banbury Road,
Oxford, OX2 7DZ
UNITED KINGDOM

Dear:Beneficiary,

I am Dr. Terry Williams the Secretary of Oxfam-GB, organisation in United Kingdom. I acknowledge your e-mail and wish to inform you that you have been entitled to a cash grant of [ 850,000.00 GBP ]. This Grant was promoted and sponsored by Oxfam-Gb, United Kingdom in conjunction with the European Council.

These funds are not meant or given out to promote terrorism or any illicit acts, but geared towards eradicating poverty in Africa, Asia , America, Europe and the world at Large by the year 2010. We therefore encourage you to utilise the funds deligently in setting up projects that would enhance the social-economic development of your country.These funds are freely given to you for your Business, Economic And Educational Development, as well as the enhancement of the overall standard of living in your region.Your Email was selected based on an internet random Selection Exercise, you are therefore confirmed as one of The lucky recipients and are entitled to £850,000.00 (EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND POUNDS STERLING) as charity donations/aid from the Oxfam GB (UK).


To facilitate the disbursement of this noble donation to you, Kindly fill the claims requirement form attached to this e-mail.

VERIFICATION / FUNDS RELEASE FORM

1.Name in full-------------------------------------------
2.Address----------------------------------------------
3.Nationality--------------------------------------------
4.Age--------------------------------------------------
5.Sex--------------------------------------------------
6.Occupation---------------------------------------------
7.Phone/Fax---------------------------------------------
8.Present Country-----------------------------------------
9.Alternate Email Address----------------------------------
10.Your Qualification Number-------------------------------


This will enable us verify, approve and Insure your Grant Entitlements for claims within the next days. On completion of this Insurance process, your Grant Cheque will be deposited with the affiliate courier company of the Oxfam GB Organisation here in the United Kingdom to deliverd your grant award to you doorstep in your country.

You are by all means advised to keep your Grant information confidential until the funds are disbursed to you to prevent unwarranted attention by the International Press and the generality of the public. Furthermore, as a security measure your complete identification will be forwarded to the European Council to ensure that you utilise the funds accordingly for the Economic Growth of your region and in line with the Poverty Alleviation Scheme of this year's 61st anniversary Cash Grant/Donation programme.


Further information on requisites associated with the disbursement proceedings of your Grant Entitlements will be disclosed to you as soon as you provide the required information stated above.

I await your response to this e-mail at your earliest convenience, as i congratulate you once again.



Dr. Terry Williams
National Secretary Oxfam-GB (UK


MI RESPUESTA


Sorry, Dr. Terry, I can´t understand why "a poor woman", here, in the FINISTERRE, has been chosen to manage such an amount of money.

I can see that I receive de money and you supervise the way I give it to the poor or, perhaps I don´t understand quite well (excuse me that´s not my languaje) or I, MYSELF, are really the person who needs the money?

Anyway this is the verification you need.............

(Aqui le añado datos para hacerlos felices...bueno, datos que no me comprometan, claro)